Character Recommendations Based on Eugene H. Krabs

James T. Kirk Star Trek

He's more than ready to face the final frontier

Remus Lupin Harry Potter Series

Both intelligent and empathetic, Lupin is worn down by the weight of a secret

James Bond Casino Royale

We defy you to find a man who's ever been cooler while simply saying his own name

John Watson Sherlock

Witty, practical, and loyal, John is recovering from wounds that are both physical and psychological

Napoleon Dynamite Napoleon Dynamite

Loves tater tots, mythical beasts, and reveling in his awkwardness

Teddy Sanders Neighbors

Loves his frat brothers so much he might never leave school

Legolas Greenleaf The Lord of the Rings

His elfin self-confidence can border on pretension, but he's a fearsome fighter and a loyal friend

Caesar Dawn of the Planet of the Apes

This proud ape leader strives to have empathy for all

Poison Ivy Batman & Robin

This seductive, venomous botanist laments the fact that there are so many people to kill, yet so little time

Juno MacGuff Juno

She's hoping sarcasm will get her through the stress of teenage life. And also, teenage pregnancy