Character Recommendations Based on Eugene H. Krabs

He's more than ready to face the final frontier

Both intelligent and empathetic, Lupin is worn down by the weight of a secret

We defy you to find a man who's ever been cooler while simply saying his own name

Witty, practical, and loyal, John is recovering from wounds that are both physical and psychological

Loves tater tots, mythical beasts, and reveling in his awkwardness

Loves his frat brothers so much he might never leave school

His elfin self-confidence can border on pretension, but he's a fearsome fighter and a loyal friend

This proud ape leader strives to have empathy for all

This seductive, venomous botanist laments the fact that there are so many people to kill, yet so little time

She's hoping sarcasm will get her through the stress of teenage life. And also, teenage pregnancy