Character Recommendations Based on Eugene H. Krabs

An eternal optimist who can get anything done. Like, actually, anything

There's no one cooler than this intergalactic smuggler. And he knows it

Witty, practical, and loyal, John is recovering from wounds that are both physical and psychological

Swashbuckling archeologist who hates snakes, Nazis, and priceless artifacts falling into the wrong hands

Excitable youth who likes junk food and (trying to) save the world

Family man with a house out in the country. Also he shoots aliens with a bow and arrow for SHIELD

Charming and confident, Gus lives in fear of never leaving a lasting mark on the world

She's blonde, she's fashionable, and she's full of advice. Albeit questionable advice

Superpowered test subject wracked with guilt

Fan of horses, writing erotic fiction, hot zombies, boys, and most importantly, butts