Because you like Wendy Testaburger in South Park

Not only could Hellboy avenge your death, he'd also have a sense of humor about it and not let it ruin the rest of his night. See them in Hellboy.

Leonidas is not the kind of king who merely gives orders; rather, he's out on the battlefield fighting alongside his men. See them in 300.

Marshall Eriksen is a lawyer in love who is enjoying life. See them in How I Met Your Mother.

Gruff and sarcastic, Detective Harry Dresden use unconventional ways to track down perps, including using magic and the supernatural. See them in The Dresden Files.

Steve Stifler is more than just a dude with a hot mom. He's also rude, profane, and obnoxious. See them in American Pie.

Blaine Anderson is a put-together prep school boy with the voice of an angel. See them in Glee.

Told her son will one day save the world, Sarah Connor dedicates her life to training him to do just that. See them in The Terminator.

Carol Peletier's credo: your strength comes from who you are, not who you used to be. See them in The Walking Dead.

Phoenix Wright is an easygoing defense attorney who is rarely defensive. See them in Ace Attorney Series .

Being beautiful and rich doesn't guarantee happiness for Cheryl Blossom. See them in Riverdale.

The biggest nerd in high school, Bill Haverchuck is the biggest target for bullies. See them in Freaks and Geeks.