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Nothing inspires dread like the mysterious, masked Man in Black. But what's he hiding? See them in The Princess Bride.

Gregor Samsa is an ordinary man in an abnormal predicament. See them in The Metamorphosis.

Louis de Pointe du Lac is wanting to find a way of living that doesn't make him miserable. See them in Interview with the Vampire: The Vampire Chronicles.

Hayley Stark is a sarcastic 14-year-old with an unusual passion. See them in Hard Candy.

Jasper Jordan is trying his best to make it through the night. See them in The 100.

Aslan represents everything good and just, he's just not super reliable. See them in The Chronicles of Narnia.

Deadpool thinks life is an endless series of train wrecks with only brief commercial-like breaks of happiness. See them in Deadpool.

Experiment 626 was designed for one thing: to destroy everything he touches. See them in Lilo & Stich.

Jasmine dreams of something more than palace life, and she's not afraid to go get it. See them in Aladdin.

Tattoos, bad boys, and heroin: Jane Margolis is learning that some vices are more dangerous than others. See them in Breaking Bad.