Because you like Randy Marsh in South Park

Joyce Byers isn't crazy. She's just speaking to her missing son across dimensions using Christmas lights. See them in Stranger Things.

Anywhere there's adventure, Jaskier is there to write a catchy song about it. See them in The Witcher.

Caleb Rivers is a bad boy with a good reason for acting out. See them in Pretty Little Liars.

Leone Montana is a fearless hitman with a surprisingly sensitive side. See them in Leon: The Professional.

Kilgrave is a domineering, abusive boyfriend. Then, add in the power of mind control. See them in Marvel Cinematic Universe.

Christine Daae has been secretely taking lessons from a phantom musician. It sounded less creepy in her head. See them in The Phantom of the Opera.

Though seemingly caring and calm, this motel owner has a mysterious streak of intensity. See them in Psycho.

Jade Jade Harley might not be the best at reading social cues, but her bravery and selflessness means she's a great friend to have. See them in Homestuck.

Blunt, petty, neurotic, Larry David can never live and let live. See them in Curb Your Enthusiasm.

Charles Boyle is the human equivalent of a puppy, only slightly less adorable. See them in Brooklyn Nine-Nine.

Freelance writer Diane is dating a dog and writing a memoir of a horse. See them in Bojack Horseman.

Chris Chambers is from a family of social outcasts and criminals, and he wants more than anything to avoid ending up like them. See them in Stand By Me.