Because you like Randy Marsh in South Park

Charles Boyle is the human equivalent of a puppy, only slightly less adorable. See them in Brooklyn Nine-Nine.

Mike Wheeler loves Dungeons and Dragons, even after his real life starts imitating the game. See them in Stranger Things.

George Costanza is short, stocky, bald, neurotic, and the self-proclaimed "king of the idiots." See them in Seinfeld.

Leone Montana is a fearless hitman with a surprisingly sensitive side. See them in Leon: The Professional.

Maria Rambeau is a tough-as-nails Air Force pilot who is also a loving single mom. See them in Marvel Cinematic Universe.

Klaus Baudelaire's photographic memory saves the lives of his siblings many times over. See them in Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events.

Javert is an inspector with a single-minded focus: to bring criminals to justice. See them in Les Miserables.

Carol Peletier's credo: your strength comes from who you are, not who you used to be. See them in The Walking Dead.

Blunt, petty, neurotic, Larry David can never live and let live. See them in Curb Your Enthusiasm.

The biggest nerd in high school, Bill Haverchuck is the biggest target for bullies. See them in Freaks and Geeks.

Tom Hansen is a full-fledged romantic impatiently waiting for his love story. See them in (500) Days of Summer.