Because you like Randy Marsh in South Park

Jeff Winger thinks he's too cool for school, which is a problem because he just enrolled in community college. See them in Community.

Lily Aldrin is a flaky but supportive kindergarten teacher and painter. See them in How I Met Your Mother.

Britta Perry has never met a cause she couldn't passionately champion—at least for a little bit. See them in Community.

Veronica Lodge is a quintessential mean girl trying to make a better life, and a better self. See them in Riverdale.

Though seemingly caring and calm, this motel owner has a mysterious streak of intensity. See them in Psycho.

A singing nanny, Mary Poppins is practically perfect in every way. See them in Mary Poppins.

Audrey Horne may seem inquisitive and charming, but she can turn on a dime. See them in Twin Peaks.

Scott Pilgrim's superhero suit is just a video game t-shirt and sweatbands. But this slacker is brave enough to fight all his girlfriend's evil exes. See them in Scott Pilgrim vs. the World.

Brandon Teena is an adventurous young man with the courage to be himself. See them in Boys Don't Cry.

Honest, true, and just, Ned Stark is a good man. Unfortunately, those traits are not assets in Westerosi politics. See them in Game of Thrones.

Sweet, reserved, and intellectual, Cordelia Foxx would do anything for her students. See them in American Horror Story.