Because you like Randy Marsh in South Park

Bodhi Rook is a defected pilot for the Galactic Empire dead set on destroying the Death Star. See them in Rogue One.

Lily Aldrin is a flaky but supportive kindergarten teacher and painter. See them in How I Met Your Mother.

Sid Jenkins is the ultimate underachiever, but he doesn't mind. Well, he pretends he doesn't. See them in Skins.

A singing nanny, Mary Poppins is practically perfect in every way. See them in Mary Poppins.

Audrey Horne may seem inquisitive and charming, but she can turn on a dime. See them in Twin Peaks.

Don't mess with Mickey Milkovich unless you want to see the wrong side of one of his many guns. See them in Shameless.

Though seemingly caring and calm, this motel owner has a mysterious streak of intensity. See them in Psycho.

Lexi Howard feels most like herself when she's on stage, but reality always finds a way of pulling her back. See them in Euphoria.

Cyclops shoots lasers out of his eyes, destroying anything in his line of sight. See them in X-Men Series.

Jeff Winger thinks he's too cool for school, which is a problem because he just enrolled in community college. See them in Community.

Brandon Teena is an adventurous young man with the courage to be himself. See them in Boys Don't Cry.

Scott Pilgrim's superhero suit is just a video game t-shirt and sweatbands. But this slacker is brave enough to fight all his girlfriend's evil exes. See them in Scott Pilgrim vs. the World.