Because you like Randy Marsh in South Park

Raj Koothrappali is an astrophysicist who sees stars when he feebly tries to chat up women. See them in The Big Bang Theory.

Call her. Beep her. If anyone's in trouble, Kim Possible is there. See them in Kim Possible.

Eddie Brock is a big-hearted investigative journalist who is going through the world's weirdest identity crisis. See them in Venom.

Mavis Dracula's interests are anything black, scream cheese, and flying around. See them in Hotel Transylvania.

A cruel pirate, Captain Hook still fancies himself a gentleman. See them in Peter Pan.

Riggan Thomson is a washed-up movie star running from his inner demons. Alas those inner demons look just like the superhero he used to play. See them in Birdman.

A stylish agent, Agent J would rather improvise than play by the rules. See them in Men in Black.

They say prison changes you, and Piper Chapman is figuring that out the hard way. See them in Orange Is The New Black.

Nicholas Angel is super-dedicated to his job as a police officer. Maybe a little too dedicated. See them in Hot Fuzz.

Donatello might come off as a tad nerdy, but don't let his geekiness fool you. He's a trained ninja and a skilled fighter. See them in Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.

Chewbacca is a loyal co-pilot who won't hesitate to rip your arm off. See them in Star Wars Series.

Jim Hopper is a weary and beaten down police officer who numbs his pain through beer, pills, and cigarettes. See them in Stranger Things.