Because you like Mr. Garrison in South Park

Leatherface's moods change with his masks. See them in The Texas Chainsaw Massacre.

Haley Dunphy's interests include shopping, dating, and avoiding homework at all costs. See them in Modern Family.

Tom Haverford is set on being a world-renowned entrepreneur who dates models. Problem is, he's stuck in Indiana with a lazy business partner. See them in Parks and Recreation.

Mr. Pink doesn't tip. Enough said. See them in Reservoir Dogs.

A cruel pirate, Captain Hook still fancies himself a gentleman. See them in Peter Pan.

With his good looks and magnetic personality, Will Smith seems destined to be a Hollywood megastar. See them in The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air.

Sophia Burset will teach you how to navigate the prison world and maybe how to make cute shower shoes from commissary items too. See them in Orange Is The New Black.

A stylish agent, Agent J would rather improvise than play by the rules. See them in Men in Black.

Philip J. Fry accidentally cryogenically froze himself for a millennium. See them in Futurama.

Thanos is an intergalactic warlord, on the hunt for infinite power. See them in Marvel Cinematic Universe.

Brian Griffin is the most scholarly member of the family—when he's not drunk on martinis. See them in Family Guy.

Taystee Jefferson is always down for a laugh and to help a friend out. See them in Orange Is The New Black.