Because you like Mr. Garrison in South Park

Moe Szyslak is the crabby owner of the grimiest bar in Springfield. See them in The Simpsons.

Tom Haverford is set on being a world-renowned entrepreneur who dates models. Problem is, he's stuck in Indiana with a lazy business partner. See them in Parks and Recreation.

A stylish agent, Agent J would rather improvise than play by the rules. See them in Men in Black.

With his good looks and magnetic personality, Will Smith seems destined to be a Hollywood megastar. See them in The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air.

Philip J. Fry accidentally cryogenically froze himself for a millennium. See them in Futurama.

Sophia Burset will teach you how to navigate the prison world and maybe how to make cute shower shoes from commissary items too. See them in Orange Is The New Black.

Thanos is an intergalactic warlord, on the hunt for infinite power. See them in Marvel Cinematic Universe.

A cruel pirate, Captain Hook still fancies himself a gentleman. See them in Peter Pan.

Brian Griffin is the most scholarly member of the family—when he's not drunk on martinis. See them in Family Guy.

Taystee Jefferson is always down for a laugh and to help a friend out. See them in Orange Is The New Black.