Because you like Mr. Garrison in South Park

For Sly Cooper, stealing isn't just about the haul. It's also about the journey. See them in Sly Cooper.

A self-proclaimed diva, Mercedes Jones is on the hunt for a stage worthy of her talents. See them in Glee.

We're all puppets. Dr. Manhattan is just a puppet who can see the strings. See them in Watchmen.

Just call Jeff Lebowski The Dude. Or His Dudeness, Duder, or El Duderino if you're not into that whole brevity thing. See them in The Big Lebowski.

Mother Gothel is a great mother as long as you never, ever, break the rules. See them in Tangled.

Aslan represents everything good and just, he's just not super reliable. See them in The Chronicles of Narnia.

Despite the dissolution of his state, Prussia hangs on – mooching off his younger brother Germany and reading comics. See them in Axis Powers Hetalia.

Jasmine dreams of something more than palace life, and she's not afraid to go get it. See them in Aladdin.

The self-described "ghost with the most" knows the ins-and-outs of specter life like no other. Just ask him. See them in Beetlejuice.

It turns out breaking open an ancient cursed statue will do funny things to a girl like Enchantress. See them in Suicide Squad.

Rick Sanchez is a gruff, alcoholic mad scientist, with the emphasis on "mad." See them in Rick and Morty.

Handsome Jack is wearing a mask of his own face to hide his scarred real one. See them in Borderlands Series.