Because you like Kenny McCormick in South Park

An alien, a time-traveler, and an esper are following Haruhi Suzumiya, who – unknown to herself – is a near-omnipotent reality warper. See them in The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya.

Darlene is a free-spirited hacktivist who follows her own moral compass. See them in Mr. Robot.

The pasta-loving, skirt-chasing personification of North Italy, Feliciano Vargas is decidedly a lover, not a fighter. See them in Axis Powers Hetalia.

Cisco Ramon is a proud, enthusiastic member of a superhero support team. See them in DC Extended Universe.

High school is Hell, so Allison Reynolds spends her time giving herself tattoos with ballpoint pens and shaking dandruff out of her hair. See them in The Breakfast Club.

What Troy Barnes lacks in common sense, he makes up for with heart. See them in Community.

Anastasia Steele's new boyfriend Christian might as well come with a warning label that reads "Beware: Severe Issues That Might Warrant a Trip to Dr. Phil." See them in Fifty Shades of Grey.

Olive Hoover is an irrepressible child beauty queen (or would-be queen) who doesn't play by your rules. See them in Little Miss Sunshine.

Anywhere there's adventure, Jaskier is there to write a catchy song about it. See them in The Witcher.

The only constant in Night Vale is Cecil's hypnotic voice. See them in Welcome to Night Vale.

Years of constant assault by mean classmates, rude teachers, and her abusive mother is making Carrie White want to fight back. See them in Carrie.

Nozomu's name translates to despair, which is fitting for him. See them in Sayonara, Zetsubo Sensei.