Because you like Chef in South Park

Wheatley's got an endless supply of bad ideas that he wants to share. See them in Portal Series.

Fate has forced Amuro into the terrors of war, and he must use the Gundam and all of its power if he is to make it out alive. See them in Mobile Suit Gundam Series.

Major Marquis Warren is a talkative, sharp-eyed, and cold-hearted Civil War soldier-turned-bounty hunter. See them in The Hateful Eight.

Shana is a red-haired warrior with a black-and-white worldview. See them in Shakugan no Shana.

Sometimes being a supportive girlfriend like Ophelia doesn't work out too well. See them in Hamlet.

Kubo is a storyteller at heart who's tapping into his sense of adventure. See them in Kubo and the Two Strings.

Talos is a mysterious military commander skilled in the art of deception. See them in Marvel Cinematic Universe.

Small and curious, he is a 50-year-old baby of a peculiar green species with unusual abilities. See them in The Mandalorian.

GLaDOS will supply the food when you get together: a delicious cake. Of course, it could just be a trap so she can kill you. It’s hard to say. See them in Portal Series.

George Costanza is short, stocky, bald, neurotic, and the self-proclaimed "king of the idiots." See them in Seinfeld.