Because you like Chef in South Park
Shana is a red-haired warrior with a black-and-white worldview. See them in Shakugan no Shana.
Small and curious, he is a 50-year-old baby of a peculiar green species with unusual abilities. See them in The Mandalorian.
Columbus can't trust anyone. The first girl he let into his life tried to eat him. See them in Zombieland .
Talos is a mysterious military commander skilled in the art of deception. See them in Marvel Cinematic Universe.
Driven by obsession and anxiety, Monk bravely overcomes, or at least battles, his fears to help the world. See them in Monk.
Sometimes being a supportive girlfriend like Ophelia doesn't work out too well. See them in Hamlet.
GLaDOS will supply the food when you get together: a delicious cake. Of course, it could just be a trap so she can kill you. It’s hard to say. See them in Portal Series.
Fate has forced Amuro into the terrors of war, and he must use the Gundam and all of its power if he is to make it out alive. See them in Mobile Suit Gundam Series.
Though he may be blind, Chirrut Imwe sees the power of the force more than most. See them in Rogue One.
George Costanza is short, stocky, bald, neurotic, and the self-proclaimed "king of the idiots." See them in Seinfeld.