Because you like Jax Teller in Sons of Anarchy

The cutest kitty this side of the galaxy, Nepeta Leijon is mischievous, caring, and obsessed with romance. See them in Homestuck.

Kenny McCormick is a boy of few words who likes nudie mags, NASCAR, monster trucks, origami, and Peruvian pan flute bands. See them in South Park.

Donna Carmichael is a free-spirited single mom and gracefully aging hippie. See them in Mamma Mia!.

A believer in the philosophy of Nietzsche, Dwayne Hoover has taken a vow of silence until he becomes a test pilot for the Air Force. See them in Little Miss Sunshine.

You'll never get Alaska Young. And that's the whole point. See them in Looking for Alaska.

A brilliant intelligence officer, Eve Polastri seems more like Bridget Jones than James Bond. See them in Killing Eve.

Sophie Sheridan is a proud and independent woman who hardly ever looks before she leaps. See them in Mamma Mia!.

Despite the dissolution of his state, Prussia hangs on – mooching off his younger brother Germany and reading comics. See them in Axis Powers Hetalia.

Wheatley's got an endless supply of bad ideas that he wants to share. See them in Portal Series.

Mother Gothel is a great mother as long as you never, ever, break the rules. See them in Tangled.