Because you like Sheila Jackson in Shameless

Kiara Carrera is a hippie socialist who likes sea turtles more than people. See them in Outer Banks.

It's impossible to say whether Winifred Burkle is cuter than she is smart, or vice versa. See them in Angel.

Drusilla's hobbies include dolls, music, and killing people. See them in Buffy the Vampire Slayer.

Rick Dalton is an aging actor with insecurity issues. See them in Once Upon a Time in Hollywood.

Dolores Umbridge keeps her villainy hidden (albeit poorly) behind a sheen of sugary pink politeness. See them in Harry Potter Series.

Alex Dunphy's self-reliant intelligence comes with a healthy dash of sarcasm. See them in Modern Family.

Gordie Lachance never had any friends later on like the ones he had when I was twelve. See them in Stand By Me.

Donna Meagle has a Benz, a fool-proof strategy to pick up men, and the number for R&B star Ginuine's direct line. Enough said. See them in Parks and Recreation.

They say prison changes you, and Piper Chapman is figuring that out the hard way. See them in Orange Is The New Black.

Mitchell Pritchett prefers to have a place for everything and everything in its place. See them in Modern Family.

Bree Van De Kamp likes her whiskey's neat, her napkins pressed, and her guns loaded. See them in Desperate Housewives.