Because you like Mickey Milkovich in Shameless

A few millennia in the mortal realm have caused DEATH to be quite enamored of life. See them in Discworld.

A formerly righteous wizard, Saruman has been corrupted by the forces of evil. See them in The Lord of the Rings.

Born into luxury, Sybil Crawley wants to find real purpose and meaning in her privileged life. See them in Downton Abbey.

Bree Van De Kamp likes her whiskey's neat, her napkins pressed, and her guns loaded. See them in Desperate Housewives.

Ichigo Kurasaki is a short-tempered, strong-willed teen who is deeply protective of those he loves. See them in Bleach.

Introspective Theodore Twombly would rather observe life than participate in it. See them in Her.

Cosmo Kramer is an eccentric schemer whom you might know better as the "Assman." See them in Seinfeld.

On the bright side, Mindy Lahiri is always willing to volunteer her opinion. On the dark side, this doc’s prescriptions can be misguided and shallow. See them in The Mindy Project.

World domination and Superman's demise are next on Lex Luthor's to-do list. See them in DC Extended Universe.

If there's power in being average, Mikado Ryugamine will find it and use it. See them in Durarara!!.