Because you like Stanford Blatch in Sex and the City

Catherine Linton was once spontaneous and rowdy but ever since marrying the wealthy Edgar, she has morphed into a boiling pot of emotional outbursts. See them in Wuthering Heights.

Jack's big imagination is never limited by his incredibly cramped surroundings. See them in Room.

Miss Havisham is the creepiest old rich lady in town. See them in Great Expectations.

Louise Belcher might be just a kid, but she can manipulate just about anyone with a pulse. All in the name of fun, of course. See them in Bob's Burgers.

Elaine Benes is a tough New Yorker who can hang with the guys, and date the ones who are "sponge-worthy." See them in Seinfeld.

Brilliant but self-destructive, Lip Gallagher spends more time stirring up trouble than hitting the books. See them in Shameless.

Mother Gothel is a great mother as long as you never, ever, break the rules. See them in Tangled.

It's a mad, mad world, but Alice has a surprisingly level head as goes her own way down the rabbit hole. See them in Alice in Wonderland.

Aslan represents everything good and just, he's just not super reliable. See them in The Chronicles of Narnia.

Jasmine dreams of something more than palace life, and she's not afraid to go get it. See them in Aladdin.

This bite-sized, power-hungry plankton is determined to uncover the secret recipe for the Krusty Krab burger. See them in SpongeBob SquarePants.