Because you like Cookie Monster in Sesame Street

His name is Chucky, and he's your friend till the end. Hidey-ho! See them in Child's Play.

Johannes Betzler is an overwhelmed little boy caught up in deeply confusing times. See them in Jojo Rabbit.

Tail's smarts and helpful nature come in handy in a pinch. See them in Sonic the Hedgehog.

Michael Kelso gets by on his good looks and his openhearted nature. See them in That '70s Show.

Columbus can't trust anyone. The first girl he let into his life tried to eat him. See them in Zombieland .

Sue Sylvester has a win-at-all-costs philosophy, a bizarre fixation on a school singing club, and a fashion style that involves a red tracksuit. See them in Glee.

Stan Marsh is a fourth grader who is the ladies man of his classroom. See them in South Park.

Evan is a sensible kid, but being sensible isn't going to help him lose his virginity. See them in Superbad.

Few can match this dwarf when it comes to self-confidence. Gimli is as eager for a good time as he is for a fight. See them in The Lord of the Rings.

Nicholas Angel is super-dedicated to his job as a police officer. Maybe a little too dedicated. See them in Hot Fuzz.