Because you like Newman in Seinfeld
If you need her, Lisa Simpson will be in her room with her saxophone and a good book. See them in The Simpsons.
As an undercover cop, Schmidt is getting to relive high school as a cool kid. See them in 21 Jump Street.
Walter White's knowledge of chemistry allows him to cook astoundingly pure meth, leading to a rapid – albeit tumultuous – rise in the criminal drug world. See them in Breaking Bad.
Buttercup is a farm girl turned princess who'd do anything to have her old life back. See them in The Princess Bride.
Gotham's unhinged Clown Princess of Crime will call you puddin', then punch you in the face. See them in DC Extended Universe.
Tarzan is walking the line between human and animal. Good thing he has excellent balance. See them in Tarzan.
Fiery, intelligent, and opinionated, Jo March rebels against the restrictions of her era. See them in Little Women.
Shrek is a nasty-on-the-surface ogre with a heart of gold and an earful of wax. See them in Shrek.
Hannah Baker is a buoyant spirit broken by the cruelties of high school. See them in Thirteen Reasons Why .
Not only will attorney Matt Murdock get you off the hook, but his alter ego Daredevil might also swing by later and rough up whoever put you there. See them in Marvel Cinematic Universe.
Due to his eagerness to hang with his kids and general goofiness, Phil Dunphy comes across as the fourth child of his family. See them in Modern Family.