Because you like Newman in Seinfeld

Hiccup Haddock III may be the only Viking nerd in recorded history. See them in How to Train Your Dragon.

Albus Dumbledore oversees the most unsafe school in recorded history, with Dementors and giant arachnids run amok. See them in Harry Potter Series.

Thor is Asgardian nobility who is tickled by how us earthlings live. See them in Marvel Cinematic Universe.

This ice queen is learning to let it go. See them in Frozen.

Moving is hard for Coraline Jones; accidentally moving to a creepy mirror world just makes it harder. See them in Coraline.

Both intelligent and empathetic, Remus Lupin is worn down by the weight of a secret. See them in Harry Potter Series.

With his own ship, Peter Quill calls his own shots, and gets to fly from planet to planet blasting '70s pop hits and picking up alien chicks. See them in Marvel Cinematic Universe.

Dory is more than a little forgetful, but she'll always remember to have your back. See them in Finding Nemo.

Not only will attorney Matt Murdock get you off the hook, but his alter ego Daredevil might also swing by later and rough up whoever put you there. See them in Marvel Cinematic Universe.

Regina George is teen royalty. And anything the queen bee says, goes. See them in Mean Girls.

Tony Stark's interests include cocktails, beautiful women, particle physics, and saving the world. See them in Marvel Cinematic Universe.

Simba just can't wait to be king, but he's got a lot of growing up to do first. See them in The Lion King.