Because you like George Costanza in Seinfeld

Joe West is overprotective and secretive when his children are involved. See them in DC Extended Universe.

A conflicted small-town preacher, Jesse Custer leaves an unexpectedly bloody path in his wake. See them in Preacher.

Pure charm, flirty and fashionable, Lando Calrissian will make sure to get the job done when necessary. See them in Star Wars Series.

Wendy Testaburger is a born leader who is not afraid to stand up to the other fourth graders for what she believes in. See them in South Park.

Jughead Jones loves burgers, his friends, and philosophizing with his unique brand of wisdom. See them in Archie Comics.

Baloo is a fun-lovin' bear who just needs the bare necessities of life See them in The Jungle Book.

Victor Frankenstein can create life, so he's pretty awesome if he says so himself. See them in Frankenstein.

The witty Aku would be an ideal dinner guest, if he weren't a demon. See them in Samurai Jack.

Satine cynically gives up on love so she can advance her singing career. But she meets a dreamer who reminds her there's more to life than ambition. See them in Moulin Rouge.

Randy Marsh is a geologist and Nobel Prize winner who is into binge drinking, starting riots, the Food Network, and P.F. Changs. See them in South Park.

A speed-loving daredevil who lives on the edge, Sonic is as brave as he is cocky. See them in Sonic the Hedgehog.