Because you like George Costanza in Seinfeld

A super-soldier, Master Chief might be more machine than man. And for humanity's sake, thank God. See them in Halo.

Tarzan is walking the line between human and animal. Good thing he has excellent balance. See them in Tarzan.

On the football field, Tim Riggins has it together. But off the field, he sports bloodshot eyes and broken hearts. See them in Friday Night Lights (TV).

Juliet Starling is a cheerleader by day, gleefully unhinged zombie killer by night. See them in Lollipop Chainsaw.

Veronica Lodge is a sophisticated girl who always, no matter what, absolutely gets what she wants. See them in Archie Comics.

Brian Griffin is the most scholarly member of the family—when he's not drunk on martinis. See them in Family Guy.

The Ice King is lonely and looking for a princess to sweep him off his feet. See them in Adventure Time.

Sheldon Cooper is brilliant in every way except, well, interacting with any human being. See them in The Big Bang Theory.

A believer in the pursuit of justice, Garrus Vakarian hates it when bad guys slip through the cracks of the bureaucratic justice system. See them in Mass Effect.

Lois Lane's journalistic success is the result of her tenacity. She will doggedly pursue her leads until discovering the information she needs. See them in DC Extended Universe.

Joe West is overprotective and secretive when his children are involved. See them in DC Extended Universe.

A conflicted small-town preacher, Jesse Custer leaves an unexpectedly bloody path in his wake. See them in Preacher.