Because you like Cosmo Kramer in Seinfeld

Eragon is one part brave but three parts fool. See them in Eragon.

Kathryn Merteuil may be a vain sociopath, but you won't be able to look away. See them in Cruel Intentions.

Poison Ivy is a seductive, venomous botanist laments the fact that there are so many people to kill, yet so little time. See them in DC Extended Universe.

Xena's a warrior on a redemptive quest who excels in extreme sports and uses a whip to block axes in mid-air. See them in Xena Warrior Princess.

This is not a democracy. According to Torrance Shipman, it's a "cheerocracy." See them in Bring It On.

A Washington DC fixer, Olivia Pope can make roadblocks disappear with a single phone call. "It's handled" is her life motto. See them in Scandal.

A Vietnam vet, Travis Bickle spends his days driving his taxi and watching porn flicks. See them in Taxi Driver.

Milhouse Van Houten is happy to be second banana. See them in The Simpsons.

Evan is a sensible kid, but being sensible isn't going to help him lose his virginity. See them in Superbad.

Ted is a cursing, smoking, drinking teddy bear who's anything but cuddly. See them in Ted.

Sandy Olsen is out of her head, hopelessly devoted to Danny. See them in Grease.

An inquisitive archaeologist, Professor Hershel Layton knows a gentleman leaves no puzzle unsolved. See them in Professor Layton.