Because you like Cosmo Kramer in Seinfeld

When a half-breed breaks the rules, John Constantine deports them straight back to hell. He's trying to buy his way into heaven. See them in Constantine.

A sarcastic and nosy tomboy, Stephanie Tanner is understandably not crazy about being the middle child. See them in Full House.

Logan Huntzberger is a daredevil, romantic, and heir to a media empire. See them in Gilmore Girls.

Olive Hoover is an irrepressible child beauty queen (or would-be queen) who doesn't play by your rules. See them in Little Miss Sunshine.

Amy Farrah Fowler deserves sainthood for putting up with Sheldon Cooper. See them in The Big Bang Theory.

Vivian Ward is a no-nonsense working girl with fairy-tale dreams. See them in Pretty Woman.

A few millennia in the mortal realm have caused DEATH to be quite enamored of life. See them in Discworld.

An opinionated pothead with a passion for conspiracy theories, Steven Hyde is secretly more sensitive than he lets on. See them in That '70s Show.

Although Morrigan knows every kind of magic there is, friendship is an untested area for her. See them in Dragon Age Series.

Philip J. Fry accidentally cryogenically froze himself for a millennium. See them in Futurama.

Tidus is upbeat, carefree, and desperate not to become his father. See them in Final Fantasy Series.