Because you like Cosmo Kramer in Seinfeld

Amy Farrah Fowler deserves sainthood for putting up with Sheldon Cooper. See them in The Big Bang Theory.

A sarcastic and nosy tomboy, Stephanie Tanner is understandably not crazy about being the middle child. See them in Full House.

Vivian Ward is a no-nonsense working girl with fairy-tale dreams. See them in Pretty Woman.

A few millennia in the mortal realm have caused DEATH to be quite enamored of life. See them in Discworld.

Morpheus is wise enough to see into the bones of the world. See them in The Matrix.

An opinionated pothead with a passion for conspiracy theories, Steven Hyde is secretly more sensitive than he lets on. See them in That '70s Show.

Logan Huntzberger is a daredevil, romantic, and heir to a media empire. See them in Gilmore Girls.

Olive Hoover is an irrepressible child beauty queen (or would-be queen) who doesn't play by your rules. See them in Little Miss Sunshine.

Although Morrigan knows every kind of magic there is, friendship is an untested area for her. See them in Dragon Age Series.

Philip J. Fry accidentally cryogenically froze himself for a millennium. See them in Futurama.

Tiffany Maxwell wishes people would stop reminding her about her dead husband. See them in Silver Linings Playbook.

Tidus is upbeat, carefree, and desperate not to become his father. See them in Final Fantasy Series.