Because you like Elliot Reid in Scrubs

Maya Lambert is an obsessive intelligence officer with tunnel vision leading toward Osama bin Laden. See them in Zero Dark Thirty.

Anastasia Steele's new boyfriend Christian might as well come with a warning label that reads "Beware: Severe Issues That Might Warrant a Trip to Dr. Phil." See them in Fifty Shades of Grey.

Ursula will oh-so-generously grant your wishes for a price. See them in The Little Mermaid.

Britta Perry has never met a cause she couldn't passionately champion—at least for a little bit. See them in Community.

Jessica Rabbit isn't bad. She's just drawn that way. See them in Who Framed Roger Rabbit.

Sydney Bristow is a kick-ass double agent on a mission for revenge. See them in Alias.

Derek Morgan is thoughtful and kind, but he won't say no to knocking the occasional door down when he gets the chance. See them in Criminal Minds.

Carol Aird is driven to fight to make her life better, regardless the consequences. See them in Carol.

You wouldn't know it by looking at her, but beneath Sheila Jackson's sweet, motherly exterior lies a sex addict. See them in Shameless.

Cosette is an idealistic woman whose innocence stands in contrast to her harsh childhood. See them in Les Miserables.

Marshall Eriksen is a lawyer in love who is enjoying life. See them in How I Met Your Mother.

Evan is a sensible kid, but being sensible isn't going to help him lose his virginity. See them in Superbad.