Because you like Rick Sanchez in Rick and Morty

A monstrous pirate captain, Davy Jones is quite literally heartless. See them in Pirates of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl.

Randy Marsh is a geologist and Nobel Prize winner who is into binge drinking, starting riots, the Food Network, and P.F. Changs. See them in South Park.

Mabel Pines loves sparkles, animals, friendship, and fun. See them in Gravity Falls.

Donna Pinciotti is strong, independent, and empathetic. No one messes with her. See them in That '70s Show.

A company man who has never done a day of work, Creed Bratton pursues sketchy extracurricular activities that keep him busy. See them in The Office.

Hank McCoy is a quintessential nerdy scientist but with a few rather unconventional physical attributes. See them in X-Men Series.

Alyssa Foley is a blunt and crass teenage runaway. See them in The End of the F World.

Stan Marsh is a fourth grader who is the ladies man of his classroom. See them in South Park.

Handsome Jack is wearing a mask of his own face to hide his scarred real one. See them in Borderlands Series.

Garnet is a Crystal Gem who'll protect her friends with her life. See them in Steven Universe.

Jillian Holtzmann's madcap mind is always whirring and she will transform anything into one of her machines. See them in Ghostbusters (2016).

A formerly righteous wizard, Saruman has been corrupted by the forces of evil. See them in The Lord of the Rings.