Because you like Rick Sanchez in Rick and Morty

Randy Marsh is a geologist and Nobel Prize winner who is into binge drinking, starting riots, the Food Network, and P.F. Changs. See them in South Park.

Mabel Pines loves sparkles, animals, friendship, and fun. See them in Gravity Falls.

A company man who has never done a day of work, Creed Bratton pursues sketchy extracurricular activities that keep him busy. See them in The Office.

Alyssa Foley is a blunt and crass teenage runaway. See them in The End of the F World.

Hank McCoy is a quintessential nerdy scientist but with a few rather unconventional physical attributes. See them in X-Men Series.

Garnet is a Crystal Gem who'll protect her friends with her life. See them in Steven Universe.

Stan Marsh is a fourth grader who is the ladies man of his classroom. See them in South Park.

Jillian Holtzmann's madcap mind is always whirring and she will transform anything into one of her machines. See them in Ghostbusters (2016).

Handsome Jack is wearing a mask of his own face to hide his scarred real one. See them in Borderlands Series.

Butters Stotch is a kind-hearted student who likes ladybugs, Charlie's Angels, art class, baby-back ribs, and Little Bunny Foo Foo. See them in South Park.

With her mastery of martial arts and her prodigious building skills, Wyldstyle projects an air of invincibility. But she's not bulletproof. See them in The Lego Movie.

A formerly righteous wizard, Saruman has been corrupted by the forces of evil. See them in The Lord of the Rings.