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Matt Murdock
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Not only will attorney Matt Murdock get you off the hook, but his alter ego Daredevil might also swing by later and rough up whoever put you there. See them in Marvel Cinematic Universe.

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Mike Wazowski
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As a scaring Assistant, Mike Wazowski frightens children to collect their screams to be used as a power supply for the city. See them in Monsters, Inc..

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Phil Dunphy
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Due to his eagerness to hang with his kids and general goofiness, Phil Dunphy comes across as the fourth child of his family. See them in Modern Family.

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Darth Vader
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Nothing instills more fear in the Empire than the deep kshhh of Darth Vader breathing through his helmet. See them in Star Wars Series.

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Yoda
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Yoda is wise, patient, and capable of kicking ass. He's done his best to mentor young Jedi and protect the balance of Light and Dark. See them in Star Wars Series.

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Ponyboy Curtis
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Ponyboy Curtis is a "Greaser" on the surface, but he's a sensitive poet underneath. See them in The Outsiders.

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Alison DiLaurentis
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Alison DiLaurentis believes you're always better off with a really good lie. See them in Pretty Little Liars.

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Eren Jaeger
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Eren Jaeger will erase the Titans from this world until not a single one remains. See them in Attack on Titan.

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Groot
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He tells you everything you need to know: "I. Am. Groot." See them in Marvel Cinematic Universe.

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Fitzwilliam Darcy
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Sophisticated and aloof, Darcy couldn’t care less about marriage, despite women throwing themselves upon him with wishes of matrimony. See them in Pride & Prejudice.

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Hannibal Lecter
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Armed guards, FBI agents, notorious serial killers – Hannibal Lecter has bested them all, with time to finish dessert afterwards. See them in The Silence of the Lambs.

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Ellie
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Ellie is more world-weary than most 14-year-olds. You would be too if your world was infested with zombies. See them in The Last of Us.