Because you like Winston Bishop in New Girl

Squidward Tentacles is a pretentious clarinet player in search of peace and quiet. See them in SpongeBob SquarePants.

Sam Montgomery works hard, but her evil stepmother makes sure her efforts don't pay off. See them in A Cinderella Story.

Cisco Ramon is a proud, enthusiastic member of a superhero support team. See them in DC Extended Universe.

Barry Egan has too many anger issues to list here. See them in Punch Drunk Love.

Nadja was feminasty before it was cool. See them in What We Do In The Shadows.

Felicity Smoak is a brilliant hacker who nonetheless becomes tongue-tied in front of attractive men. See them in DC Extended Universe.

Dorothy Gale is a down-home Kansas girl in a bizarre fantasy land with beautiful red shoes. See them in The Wizard of Oz.

Knuckles the Echidna is a 16-year-old red echidna (aka a spiny anteater) and guardian of the ancient Master Emerald. See them in Sonic the Hedgehog.

Nancy Wheeler is popular but independent, sheltered but gutsy. See them in Stranger Things.

After having his mind altered after a bad breakup, Joel Barish is not convinced that ignorance is bliss. See them in Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind.

Illiterate and oblivious, Crash Bandicoot is still a hero. See them in Crash Bandicoot.

Sally Albright is high maintenance who she thinks she's low maintenance. But she's still worth it. See them in When Harry Met Sally....