Because you like Earl Hickey in My Name Is Earl

Chris Chambers is from a family of social outcasts and criminals, and he wants more than anything to avoid ending up like them. See them in Stand By Me.

Mr. Pink doesn't tip. Enough said. See them in Reservoir Dogs.

Mac is a karate-chopping, beer-chugging schemer. See them in It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia .

Michaelangelo is an above-ground crime-fighter by night, and a pizza-eating, sewer-dwelling mutant ninja turtle by day. See them in Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.

Frank Reynolds is too gross even for the prostitutes he hires. See them in It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia .

Holland March is known to wake up hungover in full bathtubs. See them in The Nice Guys.

Dee Reynolds is selfish, narcissistic, and a target of extremely cruel ridicule. See them in It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia .

Rick Dalton is an aging actor with insecurity issues. See them in Once Upon a Time in Hollywood.

Talking to a stranger on a train is the best decision Jesse Wallace ever made. See them in Before Sunrise.

Gordie Lachance never had any friends later on like the ones he had when I was twelve. See them in Stand By Me.

Chef is a swinging bachelor and former R&B singer with a leopard-skin upholstered couch and some great stories. See them in South Park.

In Dennis Reynolds' mind, only a psycho wouldn't have a six-part system to bring home women. And he should know. See them in It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia .