Because you like Earl Hickey in My Name Is Earl

Randy Marsh is a geologist and Nobel Prize winner who is into binge drinking, starting riots, the Food Network, and P.F. Changs. See them in South Park.

Butters Stotch is a kind-hearted student who likes ladybugs, Charlie's Angels, art class, baby-back ribs, and Little Bunny Foo Foo. See them in South Park.

Javert is an inspector with a single-minded focus: to bring criminals to justice. See them in Les Miserables.

Chuck Bartowski is a sweet, laid-back electronics store/top secret government employee. See them in Chuck.

This bite-sized, power-hungry plankton is determined to uncover the secret recipe for the Krusty Krab burger. See them in SpongeBob SquarePants.

While his twin tries to save lives, Millions Knives does the best to end them. See them in Trigun.

A man of the court, Lord Varys knows how to manipulate it better than anyone. See them in Game of Thrones.

Though cynical about the world, Shuya Nanahara is caring and protective towards his friends. See them in Battle Royale.

John Yossarian is trapped in irony as he must be insane to leave the war but if he does try to leave, he'll be deemed sane and will be forced to stay, See them in Catch-22.

Alex Russo desperately wants to keep her magic – after all, things are so much easier when you can just wave a wand. See them in Wizards of Waverly Place.

Spyro the Dragon loves getting into trouble around the Dragon Realms. See them in Spyro the Dragon.

A cruel pirate, Captain Hook still fancies himself a gentleman. See them in Peter Pan.