Because you like Kelly Bundy in Married with Children

Poussey Washington is a former army brat who loves to read and loves her friends. See them in Orange Is The New Black.

David Wooderson has clocked in hundreds of hours cruising around town looking for fun. See them in Dazed and Confused.

D.J. Tanner is a rebellious teen who wishes her lame dad would butt out of her personal life. See them in Full House.

Brandon Teena is an adventurous young man with the courage to be himself. See them in Boys Don't Cry.

Eric Forman's interests include smoking weed, collecting Luke Skywalker memorabilia, eating Fatso burgers, and making his dad mad. See them in That '70s Show.

Chuckie Finster is a baby afraid of everything from clowns to closets, unless his best friend's by his side. See them in Rugrats.

Amy Farrah Fowler deserves sainthood for putting up with Sheldon Cooper. See them in The Big Bang Theory.

Rayon is kinder to the world than the world is to her. See them in Dallas Buyers Club.

A sarcastic and nosy tomboy, Stephanie Tanner is understandably not crazy about being the middle child. See them in Full House.

Kathryn Merteuil may be a vain sociopath, but you won't be able to look away. See them in Cruel Intentions.

Barry Egan has too many anger issues to list here. See them in Punch Drunk Love.

Howard Wolowitz is an engineer whose serious mommy issues somehow haven't dimmed his confidence. See them in The Big Bang Theory.