Because you like Hal Wilkerson in Malcolm in the Middle

Mike Lane is magnetic, beefy, and street-smart, but how long can he keep up with the red-light scene? See them in Magic Mike.

Vivian Ward is a no-nonsense working girl with fairy-tale dreams. See them in Pretty Woman.

Just because Dracula wants to suck your blood doesn't mean he's not a gentleman. See them in Dracula.

A literal fallen star, Yvaine is temperamental, sarcastic, and a bit on edge. See them in Stardust.

John Bender's interests include marijuana, fighting, and breaking the rules. See them in The Breakfast Club.

Funny, self-destructive, and in her own head, Fleabag has spent most of her adult life using sex to deflect from the screaming void inside her empty heart. See them in Fleabag.

Homer Simpson is a beer-loving disaster in charge of nuclear safety in Springfield. Everybody run! See them in The Simpsons.

Think you grew up fast? At 12, Mathilda is an aspiring assassin eager to avenge her family's murder. See them in Leon: The Professional.

Charles Xavier is a telepath who believes mutants and humans are both good at heart and can live in harmony. See them in X-Men Series.

Chandler Bings keeps his friends on their toes with his cutting wit, all the while trying to discover his own place in life. Could he BE any funnier? See them in Friends.

April Ludgate doesn't like sunshine. She's more of a blood and guts kinda girl. See them in Parks and Recreation.

A fourth grader without a moral compass, Eric Cartman lives on KFC, Taco Bell, Pizza Hut, and Cheesy Poofs. See them in South Park.