Because you like Hal Wilkerson in Malcolm in the Middle

Driven by obsession and anxiety, Monk bravely overcomes, or at least battles, his fears to help the world. See them in Monk.

Short on book smarts but long on compassion, this high school football player secretly has a soulful side. See them in Glee.

Eric Forman's interests include smoking weed, collecting Luke Skywalker memorabilia, eating Fatso burgers, and making his dad mad. See them in That '70s Show.

Moe Szyslak is the crabby owner of the grimiest bar in Springfield. See them in The Simpsons.

Dee Reynolds is selfish, narcissistic, and a target of extremely cruel ridicule. See them in It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia .

Charlotte is ready to embrace connection in a strange place. See them in Lost in Translation.

Rick Dalton is an aging actor with insecurity issues. See them in Once Upon a Time in Hollywood.

Mac is a karate-chopping, beer-chugging schemer. See them in It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia .

Gordie Lachance never had any friends later on like the ones he had when I was twelve. See them in Stand By Me.

Donna Meagle has a Benz, a fool-proof strategy to pick up men, and the number for R&B star Ginuine's direct line. Enough said. See them in Parks and Recreation.

Chef is a swinging bachelor and former R&B singer with a leopard-skin upholstered couch and some great stories. See them in South Park.