Because you like Hal Wilkerson in Malcolm in the Middle
Stewie Griffin is just your average evil-genius, talking, sociopathic baby. See them in Family Guy.
Joey Tribbiani's true passions in life are acting, sandwiches, football, sex, and asking ladies, "how you doing?" See them in Friends.
Phoebe Buffay works as a masseuse while attempting to put her spark in a world where everyone else’s seems to have dulled. See them in Friends.
Sharply perceptive and stubbornly principled, Jane Eyre might not have a very loud voice, but she knows when and how to use it. See them in Jane Eyre.
Mike Lane is magnetic, beefy, and street-smart, but how long can he keep up with the red-light scene? See them in Magic Mike.
Vivian Ward is a no-nonsense working girl with fairy-tale dreams. See them in Pretty Woman.
Just because Dracula wants to suck your blood doesn't mean he's not a gentleman. See them in Dracula.
A literal fallen star, Yvaine is temperamental, sarcastic, and a bit on edge. See them in Stardust.
Usagi Tsukino may look like a lazy teen, but when Usagi conjures up her alter ego and calls her Sailor Scout team, no villain stands a chance. See them in Sailor Moon.
Joyce Byers isn't crazy. She's just speaking to her missing son across dimensions using Christmas lights. See them in Stranger Things.
John Bender's interests include marijuana, fighting, and breaking the rules. See them in The Breakfast Club.
