Because you like Hal Wilkerson in Malcolm in the Middle
Kyle Broflovski is an motional fourth-grader who plays Guitar Hero, speaks Pig Latin, and fights with his "Fat Ass" friend Cartman. See them in South Park.
Kenny McCormick is a boy of few words who likes nudie mags, NASCAR, monster trucks, origami, and Peruvian pan flute bands. See them in South Park.
Quiet and brooding, Ennis Del Mar keeps his true passions close to the chest. See them in Brokeback Mountain.
Jasmine dreams of something more than palace life, and she's not afraid to go get it. See them in Aladdin.
People think Karen Smith is a dumb blonde, but she disagrees and is proud she can predict the weather with her breasts. See them in Mean Girls.
For Vada Sultenfuss, it's hard to embrace growing up when you're obsessed with death. See them in My Girl.
Miss Havisham is the creepiest old rich lady in town. See them in Great Expectations.
Konata Izumi has a live-now, worry-later view of the world. See them in Lucky Star.
If you hang out with Bender in cool dive bars in 31st century New York, make sure you're on his "Do Not Kill" list. See them in Futurama.
A hurricane of a human being, Marla Singer is destructive and unforgettable. See them in Fight Club.
