Because you like Joan Holloway in Mad Men

Though seemingly caring and calm, this motel owner has a mysterious streak of intensity. See them in Psycho.

Christian Grey is just as controlling in the bedroom as the boardroom. See them in Fifty Shades of Grey.

We defy you to find a man who's ever been cooler while simply saying his own name. See them in Casino Royale.

World domination and Superman's demise are next on Lex Luthor's to-do list. See them in DC Extended Universe.

Oscar Jarjayes is a sword-swinging, fearless Commander of the Royal Guard who cross-dresses as a man. See them in Rose of Versailles.

Blade has all the cool vampire powers with none of the weaknesses. Definitely not a guy to pick a fight with. See them in Blade.

Jesse Tuck dreams of finding someone to join his unusual family. See them in Tuck Everlasting.

A laid-back stoner, Ben Stone wasn't planning on life's ultimate responsibility. See them in Knocked Up.

Smart but insecure, Tally Youngblood is torn between what she wants and what her society demands. See them in Uglies.

Be careful around Marie Laveau. There's no one more vengeful than a double-crossed voodoo queen. See them in American Horror Story.

A charming acapella performer, Jesse Swanson perfectly blends being nerdy with being cool. See them in Pitch Perfect.

A Silurian lizard woman, Madame Vastra has a penchant for puzzles and interspecies romance. See them in Doctor Who.