Because you like DEATH in Discworld

Ahape-shifting dog, Jake is the last man's best friend. See them in Adventure Time.

Lazy and cynical‚ Bernard Black is the ultimate curmudgeon. See them in Black Books.

Others see him as the town nutcase, but Flint Lockwood knows his inventions will change the world someday. See them in Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs.

A fun-loving gangster's wife, Mia Wallace is finding that fun can go too far. See them in Pulp Fiction.

While Jay Gatsby doesn't necessarily like to attend his parties, he knows how to throw a world-class bash. See them in The Great Gatsby.

Good fashion? Check. Snarky quips? Check. Supernatural evil-fighting powers? Also check. See them in Buffy the Vampire Slayer.

The biggest lesson from this inspiring teacher? Carpe diem. See them in Dead Poets Society.

There's erratic, and then there's Senor Chang. See them in Community.

Howard Wolowitz is an engineer whose serious mommy issues somehow haven't dimmed his confidence. See them in The Big Bang Theory.

People make more sense to the hyper-logical Temperance Brennan after they're dead. See them in Bones.

David Rossi may chase serial killers for a living, but he's more interested in what wine pairs well with tonight's parmigiana. See them in Criminal Minds.

A confident celebrity, Allison Hargreeves wasn't quite careful enough about what she wished for. See them in The Umbrella Academy.