Because you like DEATH in Discworld
Titus Andromedon will show you the ropes, help you with your problems, and sing at you constantly, whether you like it or not. See them in Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt.
Auggie Pullman is a true wonder depite what some cruel classmates say. See them in Wonder .
Bran Stark discovered a scandelous family secret. He swore to keep quiet but soon found himself on the receiving end of attempted murder. See them in Game of Thrones.
Robbie Turner has been accused of a crime he never committed, changing the course of his life forever. See them in Atonement.
If it were up to her, Merida would spend her days practicing archery and swordfighting, riding her horse, and exploring the Highlands. See them in Brave.
Deadpool thinks life is an endless series of train wrecks with only brief commercial-like breaks of happiness. See them in Deadpool.
Ilana Wexler is rarely found without a joint. When she's not absolutely blazed, she is a below average employee and an incredible best friend. See them in Broad City.
Sam Weir lives for the simple things in life: watching Saturday Night Live and reading comic books. See them in Freaks and Geeks.
Oscar Martinez is a national accountant in an office of weirdos. See them in The Office.
Drusilla's hobbies include dolls, music, and killing people. See them in Buffy the Vampire Slayer.
