Because you like DEATH in Discworld

Call her. Beep her. If anyone's in trouble, Kim Possible is there. See them in Kim Possible.

Buddy Pine is an unhinged superfan of superheroes using technology to take down his idols. See them in The Incredibles.

The self-proclaimed "only guilty man in Shawshank prison" has wisdom to share, such as the best way to smuggle a Rita Hayworth poster into a Maine prison. See them in The Shawshank Redemption.

Kinsey Locke is always ready to take it to the limit. See them in Locke & Key.

Aragorn is the one true king, a title he is too humble to accept. See them in The Lord of the Rings.

Once a lonely hat maker, Sophie Hatter is now cleaning goo from bathtubs and cooking breakfast for the grumpiest wizard in all the land. See them in Howl's Moving Castle.

Leatherface's moods change with his masks. See them in The Texas Chainsaw Massacre.

Although Borat has a curious mind, he has no filter, and some very out of date views on just about everything. See them in Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan.

If anyone can speak truth to power, it's Atticus Finch. With elequent monologues, he forces everyone to face hard truths. See them in To Kill a Mockingbird.

Davos Seaworth is steadfast, intelligent, and trustworthy, which are hard traits to find in a place like Westeros. See them in Game of Thrones.

Even with the world on the line, Bayonetta is an Umbra Witch who maintains a biting sense of humor. See them in Bayonetta.

Jessica Rabbit isn't bad. She's just drawn that way. See them in Who Framed Roger Rabbit.