Because you like Gordo Gordon in Lizzie McGuire

Joel is a hardened, jaded survivor who keeps finding things to fight for. See them in The Last of Us.

There are certain souls the surprisingly sensitive Death would rather not reap. See them in The Book Thief.

Insightful about everyone else's neuroses, Rose Lalonde is not as aware of her own. See them in Homestuck.

A suave womanizer, Jacob Palmer has turned seduction into a science. See them in Crazy, Stupid Love.

A fearless superhero, Carol Danvers always aims to go higher, further, faster. See them in Marvel Cinematic Universe.

Fiona Gallagher wants to be able to give her siblings everything that they deserve because her parents aren't going to do it. See them in Shameless.

Part of an elite team of investigators, Abby Sciuto is the happiest Goth to ever work in law enforcement. See them in NCIS.

Emmet Brickowski is so upbeat it's not even human. Everything is AWESOME! See them in The Lego Movie.

His murderous megalomania aside, Loki is quite charming. Just don't mention his strapping older brother; he's a tad jealous. See them in Marvel Cinematic Universe.

Cher Horowitz may have a problem with hubris, but she looks utterly fabulous while learning a lesson about the dangers of meddling. See them in Clueless.

Gotham's unhinged Clown Princess of Crime will call you puddin', then punch you in the face. See them in DC Extended Universe.