Because you like Hank Hill in King of the Hill

Stuck on a lifeboat with zoo animals without food and fresh water, Pi Patel uses his intelligence to face the greatest test of all: survival. See them in Life of Pi.

Mabel Pines loves sparkles, animals, friendship, and fun. See them in Gravity Falls.

The biggest lesson from this inspiring teacher? Carpe diem. See them in Dead Poets Society.

Most kids hope for a car for their 16th birthday, but Mia Thermopolis' present is a country to rule. See them in The Princess Diaries.

A super-soldier, Master Chief might be more machine than man. And for humanity's sake, thank God. See them in Halo.

A master manipulator, Frank Underwood has a tight grip on Washington DC. Plus who doesn't like having a leader who frequently tosses off Shakespearean asides? See them in House of Cards.

Nothing inspires dread like the mysterious, masked Man in Black. But what's he hiding? See them in The Princess Bride.

A machete-wielding mass-murderer, Jason Voorhees is a terrifying blank slate. See them in Friday the 13th.

Margaery Tyrell is one of the most adept and charming liars there is. See them in Game of Thrones.

Gregor Samsa is an ordinary man in an abnormal predicament. See them in The Metamorphosis.

Rogue's touch is literally deadly, and she's trying to learn from the older mutants how to manager her powers. See them in X-Men Series.

Lying is the most fun a girl like Alice can have without taking her clothes off. See them in Closer.