Because you like Hank Hill in King of the Hill
Randy Marsh is a geologist and Nobel Prize winner who is into binge drinking, starting riots, the Food Network, and P.F. Changs. See them in South Park.
The biggest nerd in high school, Bill Haverchuck is the biggest target for bullies. See them in Freaks and Geeks.
Butters Stotch is a kind-hearted student who likes ladybugs, Charlie's Angels, art class, baby-back ribs, and Little Bunny Foo Foo. See them in South Park.
Waylon Smithers would do anything for his boss, and would love to do a few things *to* him. See them in The Simpsons.
Intelligent Adele is soft spoken yet brimming with emotion. See them in Blue is the Warmest Color.
Sydney Bristow is a kick-ass double agent on a mission for revenge. See them in Alias.
Rick Dalton is an aging actor with insecurity issues. See them in Once Upon a Time in Hollywood.
Don't let his old age fool you, Heihachi Mishima is a ruthless pragmatist who values self-reliance above all else. See them in Tekken .
Talking to a stranger on a train is the best decision Jesse Wallace ever made. See them in Before Sunrise.
Gordie Lachance never had any friends later on like the ones he had when I was twelve. See them in Stand By Me.
A formerly righteous wizard, Saruman has been corrupted by the forces of evil. See them in The Lord of the Rings.
