Character Recommendations Based on Boyd Crowder

This self-described "master of all" is old, mighty, and utterly mad

A rebel and a damn fine space captain

The Dude. Or His Dudeness, Duder, or El Duderino if you're not into that whole brevity thing

Socialite looking to avoid work, keep a constant buzz, and be as snarky as possible

Calling her a "good wife" is damning this smart, capable, thoughtful woman with too-faint praise

This pragmatic road warrior is just trying to survive in a world gone mad

His main assets? A sharp mind, deep pockets, and no scruples

"A crotchety old fogey of 28"

A self-absorbed magician with a temper. Just don't call his illusions "tricks"

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