Character Recommendations Based on Boyd Crowder

Harvey Dent / Two-Face The Dark Knight

Both a noble district attorney and a psychopathic villain, Harvey Dent proves some men really can have it all

Barry Egan Punch Drunk Love

Has too many anger issues to list here

Jeff Lebowski The Big Lebowski

The Dude. Or His Dudeness, Duder, or El Duderino if you're not into that whole brevity thing

Boromir The Lord of the Rings

This brave but pessimistic nobleman knows one does not simply walk into Mordor

Alicia Florrick The Good Wife

Calling her a "good wife" is damning this smart, capable, thoughtful woman with too-faint praise

Eli Let the Right One In

Willing to do whatever it take to protect herself – forever

Karen Walker Will & Grace

Socialite looking to avoid work, keep a constant buzz, and be as snarky as possible

David Wooderson Dazed and Confused

All right, all right, all right!

Gob Bluth Arrested Development

A self-absorbed magician with a temper. Just don't call his illusions "tricks"

The Master Doctor Who

This self-described "master of all" is old, mighty, and utterly mad