Character Recommendations Based on Boyd Crowder

Both a noble district attorney and a psychopathic villain, Harvey Dent proves some men really can have it all

Has too many anger issues to list here

The Dude. Or His Dudeness, Duder, or El Duderino if you're not into that whole brevity thing

This brave but pessimistic nobleman knows one does not simply walk into Mordor

Calling her a "good wife" is damning this smart, capable, thoughtful woman with too-faint praise

Willing to do whatever it take to protect herself – forever

Socialite looking to avoid work, keep a constant buzz, and be as snarky as possible

All right, all right, all right!

A self-absorbed magician with a temper. Just don't call his illusions "tricks"

This self-described "master of all" is old, mighty, and utterly mad