Character Recommendations Based on Boyd Crowder

Calling her a "good wife" is damning this smart, capable, thoughtful woman with too-faint praise

The Dude. Or His Dudeness, Duder, or El Duderino if you're not into that whole brevity thing

"A crotchety old fogey of 28"

Socialite looking to avoid work, keep a constant buzz, and be as snarky as possible

All right, all right, all right!

A self-absorbed magician with a temper. Just don't call his illusions "tricks"

He's got his eyes on the top of the heap, and he's not gonna stop climbing

Sadistic and self-serving, but so smart that you'd never realize it until it's too late

Eerily calm, confident believer in the magic of the island that gave him his legs back

Sarcastic private eye whose biggest mission is surviving high school