Character Recommendations Based on Boyd Crowder

Alicia Florrick The Good Wife

Calling her a "good wife" is damning this smart, capable, thoughtful woman with too-faint praise

Jeff Lebowski The Big Lebowski

The Dude. Or His Dudeness, Duder, or El Duderino if you're not into that whole brevity thing

John Yossarian Catch-22

"A crotchety old fogey of 28"

Karen Walker Will & Grace

Socialite looking to avoid work, keep a constant buzz, and be as snarky as possible

David Wooderson Dazed and Confused

All right, all right, all right!

Gob Bluth Arrested Development

A self-absorbed magician with a temper. Just don't call his illusions "tricks"

Frank Underwood House of Cards

He's got his eyes on the top of the heap, and he's not gonna stop climbing

Hans Landa Inglourious Basterds

Sadistic and self-serving, but so smart that you'd never realize it until it's too late

John Locke Lost

Eerily calm, confident believer in the magic of the island that gave him his legs back

Veronica Mars Veronica Mars

Sarcastic private eye whose biggest mission is surviving high school