Because you like Ronald "Mac" McDonald in It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia

Michael Bluth is the only sane person in a family of eccentrics. At least, that's how he thinks of himself. See them in Arrested Development.

Scooby-Doo always keeps his priorities in order: eat snacks first, solve mysteries later. See them in Scooby-Doo.

Evan is a sensible kid, but being sensible isn't going to help him lose his virginity. See them in Superbad.

Louise Belcher might be just a kid, but she can manipulate just about anyone with a pulse. All in the name of fun, of course. See them in Bob's Burgers.

Winston Bishop is sweet, thoughtful, and a little oblivious. And above, he's a loyal friend. See them in New Girl.

A childlike space cadet, Brittany Pierce has a surprisingly open-minded spirit. See them in Glee.

Britta Perry has never met a cause she couldn't passionately champion—at least for a little bit. See them in Community.

An opinionated pothead with a passion for conspiracy theories, Steven Hyde is secretly more sensitive than he lets on. See them in That '70s Show.

Loyal and supportive, Cece Parekh is the best friend a girl could ask for. It doesn't hurt that she's a supermodel. See them in New Girl.

Sam Weir lives for the simple things in life: watching Saturday Night Live and reading comic books. See them in Freaks and Geeks.

Columbus can't trust anyone. The first girl he let into his life tried to eat him. See them in Zombieland .

James Gordon happens to be the one guy in Gotham City with proper morals who doesn't also run around in a cape. See them in DC Extended Universe.