Because you like Ronald "Mac" McDonald in It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia

This bite-sized, power-hungry plankton is determined to uncover the secret recipe for the Krusty Krab burger. See them in SpongeBob SquarePants.

Britta Perry has never met a cause she couldn't passionately champion—at least for a little bit. See them in Community.

Evan is a sensible kid, but being sensible isn't going to help him lose his virginity. See them in Superbad.

Scooby-Doo always keeps his priorities in order: eat snacks first, solve mysteries later. See them in Scooby-Doo.

Michael Bluth is the only sane person in a family of eccentrics. At least, that's how he thinks of himself. See them in Arrested Development.

An opinionated pothead with a passion for conspiracy theories, Steven Hyde is secretly more sensitive than he lets on. See them in That '70s Show.

A childlike space cadet, Brittany Pierce has a surprisingly open-minded spirit. See them in Glee.

Illiterate and oblivious, Crash Bandicoot is still a hero. See them in Crash Bandicoot.

Emma Frost's superpower: transforming her body into an unbreakable diamond. See them in X-Men Series.

Loyal and supportive, Cece Parekh is the best friend a girl could ask for. It doesn't hurt that she's a supermodel. See them in New Girl.

Sam Weir lives for the simple things in life: watching Saturday Night Live and reading comic books. See them in Freaks and Geeks.

Columbus can't trust anyone. The first girl he let into his life tried to eat him. See them in Zombieland .