Because you like Ronald "Mac" McDonald in It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia

Keeping your cool is just as useful in the underworld as in war, and Michael Corleone is stone-cold. See them in The Godfather.

Michael Scofield is no criminal, and he didn't get jailed by accident. See them in Prison Break.

Crono may not talk, but this time-traveling hero's heart speaks volumes. See them in Chrono Trigger.

There isn't a man in the world who executes his job with more finesse than Monsieur Gustave H. See them in The Grand Budapest Hotel.

They say prison changes you, and Piper Chapman is figuring that out the hard way. See them in Orange Is The New Black.

Nicky Nichols just wants to settle down with a nice girl, but being in prison is making that a little difficult. See them in Orange Is The New Black.

A monstrous pirate captain, Davy Jones is quite literally heartless. See them in Pirates of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl.

Kyle Broflovski is an motional fourth-grader who plays Guitar Hero, speaks Pig Latin, and fights with his "Fat Ass" friend Cartman. See them in South Park.

Breaking bones and hearts, Callie Torres has figured out how to put the bones back together. But the hearts? Not so much. See them in Grey's Anatomy.

Nadia Vulvokov is a no-nonsense broad with a dark sense of humor and a flippant attitude. See them in Russian Doll.

Experiment 626 was designed for one thing: to destroy everything he touches. See them in Lilo & Stich.