Because you like Frank Reynolds in It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia

Major Marquis Warren is a talkative, sharp-eyed, and cold-hearted Civil War soldier-turned-bounty hunter. See them in The Hateful Eight.

Greg Heffley will be famous someday, but now he's stuck in class with morons. See them in Diary of a Wimpy Kid.

Dash Parr's super speed helps with his impatience. See them in The Incredibles.

Morpheus is wise enough to see into the bones of the world. See them in The Matrix.

Darlene is a free-spirited hacktivist who follows her own moral compass. See them in Mr. Robot.

This barber doesn't cut hair. Sweeney Todd sends his clients down a chute to be baked into his partner-in-crime's pies. See them in Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street.

A born psychopath, don't expect Michael Myers to understand the difference between right and wrong. See them in Halloween.

Jail hasn't broken Andy Dufresne's spirit, but will his spirit help break him out of jail? See them in The Shawshank Redemption.

Joey Potter is a low-key girl next door in love with her best friend. See them in Dawson's Creek.

Gomez Addams fills his days with ghoulish and ghastly forms of recreation, enjoying life and all its pleasures to the fullest. See them in The Addams Family.

Gina Linetti views herself as a sort of life coach/influencer to the rest of the office. She's not so keen on the "work" aspect of her job. See them in Brooklyn Nine-Nine.

Donkey is proof that if you're annoying enough you can change the world; he's the reason that his friend Shrek does, well, anything. See them in Shrek.