Because you like Frank Reynolds in It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia

Roger is a pansexual alcoholic non-human who will happily lie, cheat and steal to get what he wants. See them in American Dad!.

This bite-sized, power-hungry plankton is determined to uncover the secret recipe for the Krusty Krab burger. See them in SpongeBob SquarePants.

Illiterate and oblivious, Crash Bandicoot is still a hero. See them in Crash Bandicoot.

Michaelangelo is an above-ground crime-fighter by night, and a pizza-eating, sewer-dwelling mutant ninja turtle by day. See them in Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.

Eugene H. Krabs is a greedy restaurant owner who won't let a dime out of the reach of his claws. See them in SpongeBob SquarePants.

Chef is a swinging bachelor and former R&B singer with a leopard-skin upholstered couch and some great stories. See them in South Park.

Evan is a sensible kid, but being sensible isn't going to help him lose his virginity. See them in Superbad.

Moe Szyslak is the crabby owner of the grimiest bar in Springfield. See them in The Simpsons.

Extremely violent and loyal, Sandor Clegane is called the Hound for a reason. See them in Game of Thrones.

Buddy Pine is an unhinged superfan of superheroes using technology to take down his idols. See them in The Incredibles.

The biggest nerd in high school, Bill Haverchuck is the biggest target for bullies. See them in Freaks and Geeks.

Krusty The Clown somehow makes life sillier and more somber at the same time. See them in The Simpsons.