Because you like Ted Mosby in How I Met Your Mother

With an abundant supply of alcohol, nice restaurants, and free will, Crowley is a demon who is thoroughly enjoying his time on Earth. See them in Good Omens: The Nice and Accurate Prophecies of Agnes Nutter, Witch.

Blunt, petty, neurotic, Larry David can never live and let live. See them in Curb Your Enthusiasm.

Daphne Blake's unfailing enthusiasm keeps the team's morale up even as they're battling evil spirits and other ghouls. See them in Scooby-Doo.

A kind and funny valedictorian, Gwen Stacy likes to make out with Spider-man when her homework's done. See them in Marvel Cinematic Universe.

Remy Hadley is a closed book—a cynical, super-smart closed book. See them in House M.D..

Ramona Flowers is a delivery girl who's been through her fair share of bad breakups. Super-bad breakups! See them in Scott Pilgrim vs. the World.

Rory Gilmore usually can be found with her nose in a book and coffee in hand, talking with her mom as quickly as the words can spill out. See them in Gilmore Girls.

Dean Forester is just your friendly, neighborhood grocery bag boy. See them in Gilmore Girls.

Marlin navigates through shark-infested waters, angry anglerfish, a jellyfish bloom and hungry whales to search for his son. See them in Finding Nemo.

The "runt" of his biker gang, Tetsuo Shima grapples with a perpetual inferiority complex. See them in Akira.

James Wilson is a compassionate doctor who willingly plays the sidekick. See them in House M.D..

Lying is the most fun a girl like Alice can have without taking her clothes off. See them in Closer.