Because you like Artemis Fowl in Artemis Fowl

Known as the "rat king" of Paddy's Pub, bartender Charlie Kelly spends most of his time drinking at his bar instead of serving drinks to customers. See them in It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia .

A brilliant graduate student in Italy for "research," Oliver has other things on his mind: flirting, swimming, and dancing. See them in Call Me by Your Name.

Maurice Moss is a dedicated IT guy who even talks like a computer. See them in The IT Crowd.

The only constant in Night Vale is Cecil's hypnotic voice. See them in Welcome to Night Vale.

Aldo Raine is in the killing Nazi business. And as he says, business is a-boomin'. See them in Inglourious Basterds.

The Genie is the perfect buddy, granting every wish we might have and keeping life good-spirited. See them in Aladdin.

Due to his eagerness to hang with his kids and general goofiness, Phil Dunphy comes across as the fourth child of his family. See them in Modern Family.

Nozomu's name translates to despair, which is fitting for him. See them in Sayonara, Zetsubo Sensei.

An off-beat dork, John Egbert is funny, inventive, and endlessly optimistic. See them in Homestuck.

Though she can seamlessly flit between glamorous identities, Sydney Prosser is more vulnerable than she pretends to be. See them in American Hustle.

A suave demon, Crowley grants humans their wishes in exchange for their soul, only to find loopholes that benefit him. See them in Supernatural.