Because you like Ignatius Reilly in A Confederacy of Dunces

We're all puppets. Dr. Manhattan is just a puppet who can see the strings. See them in Watchmen.

Michael Moscovitz is a high school student of few words but a lot of heart. See them in The Princess Diaries.

Amber Holt is perpetually caught between forging her own path and stumbling around in the dark. See them in Parenthood.

Winston Bishop is sweet, thoughtful, and a little oblivious. And above, he's a loyal friend. See them in New Girl.

His nickname of 'Zero' says a lot about what other people think of him, but he's finally standing up for himself. See them in Holes.

Lane Kim is the drummer for Hep Alien, but don't let her mom know. See them in Gilmore Girls.

Holly Golightly spends so much time trying to be other people's dream girl, she doesn't really know what kind of girl she actually is. See them in Breakfast at Tiffany's.

Danny Zuko's car is auto-matic. Its system-matic. Its hyyyyydro-matic. Why, its greased lightning! See them in Grease.

Troy Bolton is a triple threat: singing, dancing, and basketball. See them in High School Musical.