Because you like Seto Kaiba in Yu-Gi-Oh!

Insightful about everyone else's neuroses, Rose Lalonde is not as aware of her own. See them in Homestuck.

Effortlessly sexy, calm, and collected, Eric Northman is equally at home ripping off heads and flirting with waitresses. See them in True Blood.

Although Borat has a curious mind, he has no filter, and some very out of date views on just about everything. See them in Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan.

Driven and straightforward with high-technology parts, EVE was sent to Earth to see if it is habitable. See them in WALL-E.

GLaDOS will supply the food when you get together: a delicious cake. Of course, it could just be a trap so she can kill you. It’s hard to say. See them in Portal Series.

Hawkeye Pierce is a Devil-may-care Army doc who'd have the Devil laughing and drinking in five minutes flat. See them in M*A*S*H.

Cyclops shoots lasers out of his eyes, destroying anything in his line of sight. See them in X-Men Series.

Stewie Griffin is just your average evil-genius, talking, sociopathic baby. See them in Family Guy.

Romantic, tortured, and at times cruel, Heathcliff is an intense man. See them in Wuthering Heights.

A rugged frontiersman and consummate survivor, Hugh Glass has a relationship with the natural world that is downright spiritual. See them in The Revenant.