Because you like Seto Kaiba in Yu-Gi-Oh!

Gomez Addams fills his days with ghoulish and ghastly forms of recreation, enjoying life and all its pleasures to the fullest. See them in The Addams Family.

Though seemingly caring and calm, this motel owner has a mysterious streak of intensity. See them in Psycho.

Sokka is the group's self proclaimed comedian, occasionally he'll even make people laugh! See them in Avatar: The Last Airbender.

Carl Fredricksen is a crotchety old man who may just have it in him to take one last, great adventure. See them in Up.

George Costanza is short, stocky, bald, neurotic, and the self-proclaimed "king of the idiots." See them in Seinfeld.

Spyro the Dragon loves getting into trouble around the Dragon Realms. See them in Spyro the Dragon.

If this slick ad man doesn't like the conversation, he changes it—while drinking and smoking. See them in Mad Men.

Part of an elite team of investigators, Abby Sciuto is the happiest Goth to ever work in law enforcement. See them in NCIS.

Aldo Raine is in the killing Nazi business. And as he says, business is a-boomin'. See them in Inglourious Basterds.

Veronica Lodge is a sophisticated girl who always, no matter what, absolutely gets what she wants. See them in Archie Comics.

A karate master/rocket scientist/squirrel, Sandy Cheeks is the only one who can clean up the other resident's messes in Bikini Bottom. See them in SpongeBob SquarePants.

Bedside manner is for chumps, not the brilliant Dr. Gregory House. See them in House M.D..